Kisssssss III
23 days ago

Kisssssss III

@kisssssss

Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

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If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

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"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

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A man in a French restaurant asks the waiter, “Do you have frog legs?”

The waiter looks offended, “No, I’ve always walked like that!”“

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Which ONE feature you would like to see in the next update, vote for one :)
I want all of them for sure :) but let's see which one is yours priority.

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RTL Language Support

Cloud Storage Amazon S3

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It’s amazing how one day someone walks into your life, and then the next day you wonder how you lived without them.

#sad #life #love #Hate

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake 😭

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.
The husband puts password , “ Myp*nis ” then the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says,

“Error. Not long enough.”

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What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft?

Answer: Chewing gum

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What did one butt cheek say to the other?
Answer. Together, we can stop this shit.

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