A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis,"
then the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says,
"Error. Not long enough."

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I start with a “p” and end with “o-r-n.” I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?

Popcorn 💥

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A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

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If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

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"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

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A man in a French restaurant asks the waiter, “Do you have frog legs?”

The waiter looks offended, “No, I’ve always walked like that!”“

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.
The husband puts password , “ Myp*nis ” then the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says,

“Error. Not long enough.”

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What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft?

Answer: Chewing gum

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What did one butt cheek say to the other?
Answer. Together, we can stop this shit.

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