A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," then the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”